You guys, I can’t believe the Royal Wedding is almost here! #HarryandMeghan #RoyalWedding #LongLiveFeudalism
From Jim Gaffigan’s show, Obsessed.
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40 Comments
dont put it in the dishwasher, you have to clean it with a kitten. Bwahahahahaha
That old people faces joke, wasnt that BIll Burr joke? Or was it Jim first? I dunno.
He is overcoming the cuss filth and murder infested Louis ck comedy
Well I'm not having a wedding ever now…weddings are cringe….he ruined weddings
I like the way he says nothing in this clip 2:22
who's here after him roasting Neil….
I can't believe I'm still here, watching this.
Stealing Bill Burr material of really old people with the look of constant horror on their face, niceeee.
Weddings are such a waste of money plus most of the cost is jacked up for no reason just because they know someone will pay it
lmaooooooooooo
Kingdom Life .
He reminds me of every HR guy.
He sounds like Philip Seymour Hoffman at times… looks a bit like him too.
It’s so funny bc it’s true 😂
Spot on!!!
Haha who has a white kitten?
Based on the cost alone, weddings will fade.
I agree. I went to the courthouse in pants and I’m still happily married 17 yrs later
Genius ROFL
That last joke was Bill Burrs, I think.
I just went to a wedding and they had those exact almonds and I legit ate like 20 bags
Also a drunk lady almost collapsed on me 🤣
The tradition of the garter belt is actually really weird and messed up, look up its history and be weirded out my fellow comment readers!
I must find a white kitten
Mr Gaffigan is absolutely hilarious!! Get his wife does most of the writing–ha! Ha!
Weddings are meaningless rituals.
We're the fork friends
Ha I always thought the same of honeymoon vacation. Like what "honey we need to vacate from this hard work we put into this wedding. Doing nothing but reading our vows to one another. Then kiss in front of a bunch of strangers and family members.
I'm an online ordained minister. People are crazy. I had a MIL insult what I wore. A black women's suit. The b&g knew what I was wearing ahead of time. She was just a bitch.
Brilliant.
Boy he said it . Now every little girl wants her fiancé and her parents and grandparents to buy everything and go into financial disaster . Now these gals buy two wedding dress for her one wedding .
Don’t worry it probably won’t work out 😂😂😂😂
Real raw talent, a true comedian rarely seen nowadays
My favorite part of weddings is when the DJ throws on Buster Poindexter's 'Hot! Hot! Hot!' And tbe wedding party does the obligatory rhumba line.
The “vacation” of the honeymoon is only “justified” if you’ve never had sex.
I should use that on my wedding invitations. "The honorable kingslayer cordially invites you to the marriage of ___ and _____. Bring thy wallet."
I can only wish I get the type of woman that when I'm with her and people find out she's my wife, there'll be an audible, "Wow."
12000 bucks for the wedding, a year later their headed to reno for a quicky divorce. Her special day. And for the groom the band plays the death march from saul.
Excellent. Just excellent
Just have a Red Wedding
What's a registry?