Wedding photographers of Reddit, what is the worst moment you’ve captured on camera? – r/AskReddit
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My ex worked for a photography studio. It was right before a beach wedding and they were doing bride and groom photos. Groom thought it would be a cool idea to get a shot of him running through the sand with her in his arms. He dropped her, she broke her arm. Wedding had to be postponed.
8:45 KINKY
Fuck, the first story already made me laugh to tears. I'm dyin
I can't stop laughing about cow-worker.
Listening to these reminded me of my best friend's first wedding. She didn't smile in any of the photos (she doesn't smile in pictures anyways) and essentially looked miserable in all her wedding photos. We all teased her asking if she didn't really want to marry him and poking fun. Turns out she didn't, left him for his best friend 3 months later. She did however smile in her wedding photos when she married the best friend this past December. I still think it's hilarious
The AI robot pronounces "coworker" like "cow orc" instead of "co-work"
That dove release story sound pretty cruel to the doves. If doves don't want to perform, just smile and thank them for coming to the wedding and then give them back to the trainer! Surely that will look beautiful in the photos and leave a good story for everyone and no poor fragile-boned avian dinosaur has to suffer!
I had a roommate in college in a similar situation to the bride and groom that knew no one at the wedding. She was not on good terms with her family, likewise the groom wasn’t close to his either, so they just wanted a courthouse wedding. Mommy didn’t like that, and forced them into having a big ceremony and inviting mom’s friends and family. (The bride was not allowed to be walked down the aisle by her father because mom and dad were divorced and hated each other.) Worst of all, the bride was not allowed to invite her friends because it was too expensive, apparently.
So, what were we, her best friends to do? Crash the wedding of course. I filled my car with college friends (some in the trunk) and we drove two hours to see our friend get married. The ceremony was only ten minutes long, and the reception was a shit show, but she was elated that we came.
It still annoys me that he says "cow-orker"
I would have left the groom in the last one because if he’s doing this at our WEDDING, Imagine the future. Not worth my time and certainly not worth the money for the wedding.
Like bro, you can't even stay sober at your own wedding? Goddamn
I did photo booth at one wedding. The couple didn't match, bride was an 8 or a 9 and groom was overweight weird al yankovic. End of the night just the couple and I left. I start small chat with bride as she is patiently waiting for her new husband to leave. Suddenly her face sours and she mumbles "I'm so sick of him "..????? Gee I wonder if their still together lol.
I was very young (6), it was my aunts wedding. I was in a very bad mood and didn't want to be bothered by anyone so I wandered off in the middle of the ceremony somewhere into an isolated area in the courtyard. After a bit of moping my mother soon found me and worriedly asked what was wrong and why I was alone, I refused to look at her or respond, as if she could read my mind (my parents had recently got a divorce and thats why I was in a bad mood) she told me not to worry about the situation and that everything will be fine and to enjoy the ceremony, I still wouldn't budge and stayed put so she just decided stay with me until I felt better, sat on the ground and hug me from behind followed by a kiss on the cheek and an "I love you, my son." At that very moment the photographer (I presume had noticed me wander off and followed for a possible shot) snapped a photo and gave us a copy, It moves me to tears almost whenever I look at the photo and recall every moment again in my mind and am happy the photographer shot the photo (am now 20 years old).
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Narrator: Cow-orker
I was not paying attention to the 1st paragraph and or what the video was because I was half asleep and I connected the dots of Doves and Shooting and thought something including some shot birds was gonna happen
I have a very manipulative mother and at some point in life you just have to say no. I grew up wanting to say no it came really easy when I turned 18 so it’s really hard to sympathize with people that just can’t say no
Not me, but my friend caught my white seventh grade classmate say the n word. We go to a small private school. This is how you can ruin your life.
the tranquilized bride makes me very worried and very sad
Wait so could they really couldn't isolate the pictures of the 13 year old flasher? Why the fuck was a 13 year old flashing any way? What kind of system were they using that they couldn't isolate those photos and delete them?
yo guys, he's drunk ok? haha
Why do these thumbnails contain the Simpson’s? They’ve never made any sense.
And out there
it's so sad that we may never see these pictures
Tag yourself I’m a Cow Orker
I’m surprised nobody has actually pulled a Ross Geller and say the wrong name. I wanted that to happen because I would have sang the friends theme loudly
6:34 I'd like to know why she's on tranquilizers.
Nah the last one couldn't be me. You best believe I wouldn't have been getting married to him
My aunt is (or was, idk) a wedding photographer and a few years ago, there was a wedding for some friends. Both my Mom and Dad and my Aunt and Uncle knew them since they work/worked for a workout place that our families went to and knew for several years (none of us go anymore so i dont know if they still work there or not)…
Nothing bad happened at the wedding… I just wanted to tell u my aunt is/was a wedding photographer.
'Cow-walker'
That last one, I would’ve walked out on the groom. If you’re going to get drunk and treat your and the bride’s wedding with such disrespect and like it’s nothing then you don’t deserve to be married to the bride who fulfilled her duty. Don’t marry a man-child.
My cousin’s wedding was not the best. First things first: my dad is a good photographer. He does it as a side job, but he only photographs nature. He doesn’t like to do people/can’t do them as well. My aunt and uncle called him and invited us to the wedding… so he could be the photographer. Naturally, my dad told them no way, you know I don’t do people. We did go to the wedding, but they were pissed. Let me set the scene for y’all: Virginia, in mid-July, in a camp area with no AC except for one very small room you have to walk across a field to, and it’s filled with beds. The drinks must be cold, right? Nope, they had room temp tap water, iced tea, and a whole bunch of alcohol. I was 14, and hated iced tea. The wedding cake was also room temp. The food wasn’t cooked properly. Everyone got shitfaced, fast. People started to smoke. Note: alcoholism runs in my dad’s side of the family (the side they were on) and my dad has asthma and I have weak(er) lungs. So we kinda stayed away from everyone. There was no service. At. All. The best man talked about my cousin’s ex in the toast. Nobody was happy that day. Also, I walked around and took pictures cause my dad and I do that, but I’m better with people. I took a picture of some people I didn’t know, I thought they must be friends of the groom / bride. They weren’t. We still don’t know who they were or why they came to the middle of nowhere to join a wedding.
My cousin and his wife then moved into his parents basement. They still live there. They own ferrets now. They don’t pay any rent. Also my cousin just got out of jail for getting blackout drunk (again) and fighting a cop. Yeah, I love my dad’s side of the family. (I haven’t even mentioned the various other amounts of shit they’ve pulled).
Even though the title says “wedding” i was like ‘why the hell is all these about wedding’ woooops
Coworker = cow walker. Lol
Honestly the last one had me dyin lol. If someone farted during my ceremony I'd definitely be laughing with them lol
8:10 Cow worker😂😂😂
I wanna know what happened to that poor guy Pat.
Yea I would've said," Adios, farewell, and good luck editing that cursed file!" XD
I’m betting that last one ending in divorce XD