35 Comments
  1. Joshua Dusek says

    Fuck them this is Russia XD hell yess

  2. Chill Doggo says

    Damn now i want a russian friend

  3. Seto Lucifer says

    He looks Russian

  4. carry me to victory says

    ⭐️⭕️#️⃣🥾

  5. Help Me says

    网红 瓦斯 瑟难题 不愿 旧爱它?

  6. I want to go to Russia just to do the same thing

  7. Franklin says

    Holy crap this is funny asf

  8. John Usher says

    Why is he shirtless

  9. Bere18 Random says

    Arnold in the next terminator
    I AM THE MACHINE

  10. tucker's randomness says

    Imagine Igor and Igor is watching this video

  11. xXEVOXx Gamer says

    One question.
    Why are you shirtless?

  12. Matt Van Gundy says

    I like the quote fuck that b**th this Russia

  13. Hugo says

    ok trending i clicked it, happy now ?

  14. Егор Сысоев says

    Even as a Russian, it took me some time to figure out why there was such a reaction to "the machine", but I think I got it now.
    Машина (mashina) = the/a machine
    Мужчина (mushina) = the/a man
    I guess with this guy's accent, the way he pronounced "машина" sounded almost the same as "мужчина". And saying "Я мужчна!" = "I'm a (real) man!" earned him the respect of the mafia.

  15. TheCazlerOne says

    Now I wanna go to Russa even more

  16. Melissa Gray says

    Wellll Brett that’s just simply not true

  17. manumaster1990 says

    banditi is an italian word …. sooooo wtf!?!?

  18. Kenneth Shortt says

    Great fucking story!!!!

  19. Ahmad Brkam says

    I hope this was real lmao still funny af

  20. C.W.A says

    This could be a movie.

  21. cheng bryan says

    fuck that bitch, it's Russia

  22. Osama Bin Laden says

    im responsible for 10,000 views

  23. Flips says

    Gotta watch his video when he was on Hot Ones on First We Feast channel.

  24. Lord Ragnarok says

    Btw he didn't say he is the machine, He said I AM THE CAR

  25. Wayne Dew, Jr. says

    I have watched this story at least 3 times. The funniest stories are always a 100% true

  26. Khush Wadhwa says

    If this guy was wearing a top, I may have felt safe sharing this with friends.

  27. Kaya Chopra says

    As soon as he said "when i was 22 i got involved with the russian mafia" i got to know this was going to be good

  28. The Crooked Hitbox says

    I don't understand. Anyone care to explain what's so funny?

  29. Tristen Vance says

    Fuck them it's Russia and no one messes with THE MACHINE

  30. Jango Yifftail says

    God, I fucking love this story so much! XD

  31. Luciano Mattielo says

    I've watched this video like 6 times and I laugh every time

  32. ururmemes says

    nice video but, GET OUT OF MY RECOMMENDED GODDAMIT!!!1!!1!1!!!!

  33. Privateer 908 says

    If only gangs ran America. What a life that would. More interesting than mine that's for sure.

  34. Vipric 81 says

    can I be the machine #2?!

  35. Cc Vvg says

    F

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