STORYTIME: what my highschool soccer team was really like
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age: 14
birthday: MAY 28, 2004
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love u dearly ;,)
old intro cause this was preformed 😉
Yeoooo I love her mom 😭 @as she should
tell me why I’m in this exact situation rn w my volleyball team and it makes me heated
ah i had the same experience with my old soccer team!! it was horrible
I thought your intro was an ad 😂💀
Girl I just love u! I love your energy n everything 🤧❤️
Same thing kinda happened to me sis but it was volleyball ;-;
girl my name is Diana
y’all when i tell my mom abt my colorguard drama she goes AT IT
I wasn’t able to play high school soccer because I’m lesbian. High school girls suCK
Isabella is trying to get u off the team
i'm a small ytuber buh i totally understand cus i've had to tlk w the principals for yt cus a lotta people are sensitive
At least your not diluted tf how you gonna pretend the team is good if yall lost 6-1 lmaooo
oh, wait they probably don't have friends.
the 291 dislike are all of the other soccer player and all of the friends.
Literally got heated hearing this🤣 those girls ain’t shi🤣🤣
perioddddd
22:57 “ i did what i had to do…. i snitched” y’all lemme tell u i DIED 🤣
iM so triggGered:(
Wach all these comments are ganna be like "defenders aren't rude!!😡" lmao🤣😂
Hearing that these self absorbed girls were disrespecting you like that makes me trip like🙄😤🤯
You can’t tell me what to do I can put my opinion if I want
wow my track team…
That team sounds rough oof
I wouldve frl busted a punk's ass for you Dez. This story gmfu man 🙄 I was so pissed and wish I coulda been there, girl. I wish I coulda helped a homie out. Ilysm man, stay unbothered.
You have me ready to fight a couple defenders for you ☺️🤷🏼♀️ I’m heated .
Defenders are rude? I’m a defender- ok
Can’t believe you put up with that .. omm I woulda dragged all 5
I’m laughing at this bc the same thing happened to me and of course the rude girl who would yell at me and my teammates (but mostly me lol) just happened to be the coach’s daughter, so he didnt really do anything about it at first, but now i got it all figured out and i just ignore her now (and if she try’s to yell at me for no reason or if its not helpful just discouraging i just tell her to shut up and that I’ve been playing soccer for a long time now and i know what to do) sorry if this didn’t make since tho, i just needed to get this off my chest lol so thank you for reading this:)
Also, i just subscribed to you and i also play middle defense!🤪❤️
Her weave in the back tho😭
Yeah,Next😭 is my mood exactly
ft.*the wig in the back*
Omg why is this so relatable I’m in middle school rn “7th grade” and I tried out for the soccer team lol and there’s this girl let’s call her Anna and she was like playing soccer for a long time and when it came to where In gym you had to play soccer she was kicking all the boys shins and most of them fell to the ground the teachers didn’t even notice and she kept playing hitting the boys shins and everyone hates her because she thinks that boys are stupid and meaningless good thing that their were a lot of good people trying out and I didn’t get in ( even though I tried my hardest, because they picked all the experienced players that are good)****🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
those fuck ass hoes LMFAOAOAO OMG
luv u luv this
everyone who dislikes knows they one of them bitches lmfaooo .
did anyone else put on their subtitles to know how to spell her bf name? 🤣🤪🤭
Ohmurgurd this reminds me of beta club like jebus. When I was in a group with these Barbie girls, they Did the same thing! It was like they had a stick up their arse every day.
"*Blank* is trying to threaten me to get kicked off the team" Yet doesn't blur the name in the text message. We know it's you Isabella 😂
Is no one gonna talk about the wig on her christmas tree?
we’re gonna call her A
👀
pll trama kicks in
Omg I hate girls like the ones on the soccer team! I’ve dealt with that’s and it’s the worst 🙄😫
Lmao this reminds me of all the drama on my soccer team ☕️🥵
“My mom hoped in her Beamer” LMAOAOAO
Every time I hear ur intro Russ gets stuck in my headddddd
I went through things like this but for 4 years lmao!! Never do it again! So toxic the sport was basketball
Your mom is so AMAZING WTH
Does she have the same nails from her transformation video