Seth Meyers’ monologue from Monday, April 23.
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Trump’s First State Visit, the Trumps’ Wedding Album – Monologue- Late Night with Seth Meyers
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constant corn register humanity really chance convinced look utility instead russian propose.
Como on!! it's pronounced gif with hard "g"!!!!!!!!
So rather than provide the teachers with more resources (which would, you know, negate the need for their strike) they would rather just put them in jail???
Wow america.. way to set an example?
Trump is an old, bald, broken record…”everyone said no one could win in that state, but I did…” We’ll be hearing that statement til the old man dies, and beyond!
The good news is once Trump is no longer our president, Seth’s show will be cancelled.
Teachers do have better toilets in school than jail, but Seth’s right about the rest.
Damn Seth, you've turned this show into a spin off of SNLs Week end update.One of your predecessors, Norm McDonald so eloquently called "Fake News"he might be the first to use the term. I wonder if he can get royalties from Trump for using it.Wait if nobody has copyrights on it,I'll make millions.Quick somebody call the patent police.
Nooooooooooo, it is a graphic interchange format not japhic interchange format. 😭😭😭😭
DAMNIT, MYERS, IT'S GIF. WITH A HARD-G. GUH-IFF. BAAAAAAH
Yeah, but did Kate Middleton give birth in a lobby?
…yeah, I thought not. Seth = 1, Royal Family = 0.
seth has a REALLY big butt and weirdly thick hips and thighs, that's why he never stands 🙁
Seth Meyers audience is hand picked and paid. Otherwise the audience would be throwing rotten eggs and stones at the motherfucker !
Republicans in Colorado – shame on you!! Vote them out Coloradans! Sickening.
‘Kate Middleton’…. she’s been married to William for years. Why aren’t you using her married name?!
YOUR FACE IS A JIF
Do not read my name within 7.22 seconds.
Do not read my name within 7.9 seconds.
Do not read my name within 7.39 seconds.
That Hucklebee always has one helluva grimace on her face, really feeling for anyone who wakes up to that every morning.
The last sentence should have had an is in it,sorry
I’m sorry America you are so far behind the the rest of the world on so many social justice issues. Teachers are paid in excess of 90K a year. Equal pay for men and women who do the same type of work, the contraceptive pill has been available since it was invented and vetted to be safe, and no married women didn’t start to have affairs, ( an argument that a woman in politics chose to reject that mandate, I was actually quite appalled, where the hell had she been for the past 50 years ).we also have free public hospitalisation, a pharmaceutical system that allows us to purchase medicine at a greatly reduced price, the government pays the pharmaceutical companies for the short fall. We do not get these benefits free, a certain amount of each workers pay is deducted from their wages every week, fortnightly or monthly. We have pro choice for pregnancy, we have a welfare system which gives pensioners a liberal amount of money to live on when they are 65. There is also payments for unemployment,but at a reduced rate so that they can live on, but not enough to stay in that situation, it encourages the unemployed to look for work. Why can’t the supposedly bastion of democracy in the free world be so backward.
I like these jokes!
Seth just totally stole Stephen Colberts fat baby joke ??!! No one noticed ? The whole 8lb 11.50 in dollars thing WTF
The "working Mueller to death" joke wasn't so far from the truth. The actual fact is that Trump will die of natural causes long before Mueller can get to the end of his investigation. Seriously, Trump was first called out by the DoJ in 1973 for violating the Fair Housing Act; so 45 years on, how long would it take to complete a catalogue of his wrong doing?
Colbert did that same pound to dollar joke
Did you say 'jif' ?
I wonder if anyone has reminded Trump that he lives in the same bedroom as Hilary Clinton did… perhaps even slept in the same bed? That might ruffle some feathers, Seth!
What is wrong with Trump? Is it a form of aggression to grab on to someone's hand and shake and shake and shake it? He looks like a demented fool.
The French are weak . Always surrender in war. TRUMP wins
Right wingers come to Liberal content to sit and be bitter and angry.
Liberals either go to Fox News videos to either laugh, or visit the content at all, lol.
😂
Must…downvote…for…jif….
Gif : graphics interchange format…It's a HARD G please for the love of god people!!! G as in garden god guy….
Oh seth ur looking oranger than spanky himself 🙈
Yeah but Seth, Seth! That kid may now be a royal but wasn't born in the lobby of your building with a squad of New York's fire fighters, emt's in attendence. And does Prince William have his own late night show? No! Hehe Screw that guy! 🤣😂😅
Video is blacked out
"that,s a dumb joke about the MIRACLE OF LIFE"
… cuts to a picture of Sarah Huckabee Sanders
What is with all these talk shows? Haven't changed in 20 years. They all have the exact same algorithm, read some news- crack a joke- forced laughter and then do it over again. It's a very impressive form of brainwashing.
Sharks in Colorado ! Cool.
Emmanuel Jean-Michel Frédéric Macron – pronunciation: [ɛmanɥɛl ʒɑ̃ miˈʃɛl fʁedeʁik makʁɔ̃]
A dumb joke that both you and Colbert made. Do you guys have the same dad's?
It’s Jif
Just a note for all those arguing "yeah, he made the file format and acronym, but then ENGLISH gets to decide how to pronounce it!"? News for you – English says a word starting with ge or gi uses a SOFT g. "gift" is an EXCEPTION. To make it hard, you need a u inserted – guess, versus gestate. giraffe, vs guitar. Go browse the dictionary.
–Dave, whhen arguing, make sure your feet are actually on the ground
I bet the French President was dreading this trip. Lol🤣 poor guy
Trump's handshake borders on creepy.
Oh god no, Seth pronounced it "jif". Look I know what the creator said, I don't care.
JIF?!?! WTF MAN?!
Of course Netanyahu doesn't want peace. He publicly stated the day before his tight election that there would absolutely be no two-state solution. He's a warmongering idiot who's under investigation by his own government. Sound familiar?
Dude who was bit by that many animals just tells me he is molesting them and provoking it.
That's a dumb joke about the miracle of life THAT STILL MADE ME LAUGH
People who say jif should go to gail, so don't Seth, we need you here